Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog WAS NOT created by one of my favorite bloggers MckMama. You DO NOT need to head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. But if you want to it is loads of fun……
My youngest son HAS NOT been the MASTER of temper tantrums lately.
He DID NOT throw his lunch across the table at McDonalds because he wanted to play and not eat.
He DID NOT throw a tantrum in the bake shop of the Pumpkin Farm we visited.
He DID NOT throw a tantrum ….well, pretty much anywhere we went.
Because of this crazy personality change that he DOES NOT exhibit, I DID NOT nickname him my little birth control.
We made one of our yearly trips to the library last week. I DO NOT hate the fact that there are toys in the library mostly because they make my children act more obnoxious than they are. It was just my youngest son and me (simple, right?) He DID NOT press the alarm button on the elevator. That DID NOT make my heart race and I DID NOT question why I actually thought I could bring him to the library. As I was checking out the books he DID NOT run clear across the library which I needed to chase him while the librarian watched my stuff. I DID NOT carry him kicking and screaming out of the library and drop everything in the parking lot. As I set him down to pick up all my stuff he DID NOT throw himself down on the cement where I then needed to carry him screaming to the car. I DID NOT think that we should NEVER (never, ever) go to the library again.
I DID NOT decide to make the next trip to the library in 2 years instead of 1!
I AM NOT currently away at a waterpark because why whould I do that with the instability that my 2 year old is exhibiting recently. That WOULD be crazy…….
Remember to come back next monday and see who crazy it would be if I DID do that!
can not even believe that I you would think that my family and I might DO any of this things; I DID NOT so you better wipe any thoughts that I would from your mind.